A young man wished to marry the farmer's beautiful daughter. He went to the farmer to ask his permission. The farmer looked at him and said, "Son, go stand out in that field. I'm going to release three bulls, one at a time. If you can catch the tail of any one of the three bulls, you can marry my daughter."
The young man stood in the field awaiting the first bull. The barn door opened and out came the biggest, meanest looking bull he had ever seen.. He decided that one of the next bulls had to be a better choice than this one, so he ran over to the side and let the bull pass through.
The barn door opened again. Unbelievable. He had never seen anything so big and fierce in his life. It stood pawing the ground, it eyed him. Whatever the next bull was like, it had to be a better choice than this one he thought. He ran to the fence and let the bull pass through.
The door opened a third time. A smile came across his face. This was the weakest bull he had ever seen. This one was his bull, he said to himself. As the bull came running by, he positioned himself just right and jumped at just the exact moment. He threw his hands to grab..... But alas..... The bull had no tail.
Moral: Life is full of opportunities. Always grab the first one.
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Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Attitube is what life is all about!
1. Attitude is what life is all about.......
Soldier: Sir we are surrounded from all sides by enemies.
Major: Excellent! We can attack in any direction.
2. Every one knows about Alexander graham bell who invented the telephone, but he never made a call to his family. Because, his wife and daughter were deaf. That's life “live for others“.
3. The worst in life is “attachment” it hurts when you lose it. The best thing in life is “loneliness” because it teaches you everything and, when you lose it, you get everything.
4. Life is not about the people who act true to your face........ It's about the people who remain true behind your back...
5. If an egg is broken by an outside force - a life ends. If an egg breaks from within.......life begins. Great things always begin from within....
6. A relationship doesn’t shine by just shaking hands at the best of times. But it blossoms by holding firmly in critical situations.
7. Heated gold becomes ornaments. Beaten copper becomes wires. Depleted stone becomes statue... So, the more pain you get in your life the more valuable you become.
8. When you trust someone trust him completely without any doubt........ ....... At the end you would get one of the two: either a lesson for your life or a very good person.
9. Why we have so many temples, if god is everywhere? A wise man said: air is everywhere, but we still need a fan to feel it.
Be cheerful all the time.
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Soldier: Sir we are surrounded from all sides by enemies.
Major: Excellent! We can attack in any direction.
2. Every one knows about Alexander graham bell who invented the telephone, but he never made a call to his family. Because, his wife and daughter were deaf. That's life “live for others“.
3. The worst in life is “attachment” it hurts when you lose it. The best thing in life is “loneliness” because it teaches you everything and, when you lose it, you get everything.
4. Life is not about the people who act true to your face........ It's about the people who remain true behind your back...
5. If an egg is broken by an outside force - a life ends. If an egg breaks from within.......life begins. Great things always begin from within....
6. A relationship doesn’t shine by just shaking hands at the best of times. But it blossoms by holding firmly in critical situations.
7. Heated gold becomes ornaments. Beaten copper becomes wires. Depleted stone becomes statue... So, the more pain you get in your life the more valuable you become.
8. When you trust someone trust him completely without any doubt........ ....... At the end you would get one of the two: either a lesson for your life or a very good person.
9. Why we have so many temples, if god is everywhere? A wise man said: air is everywhere, but we still need a fan to feel it.
Be cheerful all the time.
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Let us shape ourselves first
There was a millionaire who was bothered by severe eye pain. He consulted so many physicians and was getting his treatment done. He did not stop consulting galaxy of medical experts; he consumed heavy loads of drugs and underwent hundreds of injections.
But the ache persisted with great vigor than before. At last a monk who was supposed to be an expert in treating such patients was called for by the millionaire. The monk understood his problem and said that for sometime he should concentrate only on green colors and not to fall his eyes on any other colors. The millionaire got together a group of painters and purchased barrels of green color and directed that every object his eye was likely to fall to be painted in green color just as the monk had directed.
When the monk came to visit him after few days, the millionaire's servants ran with buckets of green paints and poured on him since he was in red dress, lest their master not see any other color and his eye ache would come back.
Hearing this the monk laughed and said "If only you had purchased a pair of green spectacles, worth just a few rupees, you could have saved these walls and trees and pots and all other articles and also could have saved a large share of his fortune. You cannot paint the world green!"
Let us change our vision and the world will appear accordingly. It is foolish to shape the world, let us shape ourselves first.
Let's change our vision first..!!
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But the ache persisted with great vigor than before. At last a monk who was supposed to be an expert in treating such patients was called for by the millionaire. The monk understood his problem and said that for sometime he should concentrate only on green colors and not to fall his eyes on any other colors. The millionaire got together a group of painters and purchased barrels of green color and directed that every object his eye was likely to fall to be painted in green color just as the monk had directed.
When the monk came to visit him after few days, the millionaire's servants ran with buckets of green paints and poured on him since he was in red dress, lest their master not see any other color and his eye ache would come back.
Hearing this the monk laughed and said "If only you had purchased a pair of green spectacles, worth just a few rupees, you could have saved these walls and trees and pots and all other articles and also could have saved a large share of his fortune. You cannot paint the world green!"
Let us change our vision and the world will appear accordingly. It is foolish to shape the world, let us shape ourselves first.
Let's change our vision first..!!
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